Megan Amram’s Stain Removal Advice Is Not at All Practical

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You probably won’t get any useful advice out of Megan Amram’s stain removal article in this month’s Vice, but that’s OK. There’s more to life than stain removal, such as complete insanity: “Either way, fashion is a big part of this season. It’s always ‘Who are you wearing?’ this and ‘Where did you get your two top hats that were made for worms?’ that and ‘Ma’am, are you kissing a bee?’ this and ‘Ma’am, are you open-mouth-kissing that bee?’ that. But, IMHO opinion, experts are neglecting the most important part of fashion: the part where you DON’T HAVE STAINS ON ANYTHING. That’s not an acronym, I’M JUST MAD.”