Sammy Hagar Was Abducted by Aliens, Says Sammy Hagar

: Van Halen in Concert 1993 - Mountain View CA Caption: MOUNTAIN VIEW, CA - AUGUST 20: Sammy Hagar (L) and Eddie Van Halen of Van Halen perform at Shoreline Amphitheatre on August 20, 1993 in Mountain View California. (Photo by Tim Mosenfelder/Getty Images) Photo: Tim Mosenfelder

In a truly exceptional interview conducted by MTVHive's Eric Spitznagel, Sammy Hagar — who is busy promoting his memoir, Red — reveals that, one time, "[Aliens] were plugged into me. It was a download situation. This was long before computers or any kind of wireless. There weren’t even wireless telephones. Looking back now, it was like, 'Fuck, they downloaded something into me!' Or they uploaded something from my brain, like an experiment." See what this guy knows.” Arguably even better, though, is the stuff about, as MTV puts it, "underground sex tent org[ies]." Hagar! This is how you sell a rock memoir! [MTVHive via LAT]