Enjoy a Remarkable, Illustrated Drunk-Dial Voice Mail 

Watch ‘The Fall of Dyna-Woman,’ a Tragedy Starring Rainn Wilson 

See Kourtney Kardashian’s Acting Debut on One Life to Live 

Stream Panda Bear’s NPR D.J. Set, Including Songs From Tomboy 

See Skittles’ Deeply Disturbing New Cat Commercial 

Watch Elton John’s SNL Promos With Jason Sudeikis 

Watch the Twilight-y Trailer for MTV’s Teen Wolf Remake 

Watch Britney Spears Enjoy the Jackass Poo Cocktail Supreme 

Watch Jon Stewart Poke Holes in Obama’s Libya Plan 

See the Cover of the New Angelina Jolie Comic 

Watch the Trailer for MTV’s Britney Spears Special 

Watch Nicki Minaj Give Lil Wayne a Lap Dance 

Watch the Black Swan Scenes Danced by Natalie Portman's Double 

Hear a Remix of ‘Regulate’ for Cello, Toy Piano, and Mini-Drum 

Watch the Pains of Being Pure at Heart Take a Hostage, Rock Out in a Guitar Store 

Pick Up Some Old But Relevant Internet Safety Tips 

Read ‘Insulted by Authors,’ a Delightfully Offensive Autographs Blog 

Watch Donald Glover Perform Community’s ‘La Biblioteca’ Rap With a Fan 

Hear a Collection of Early Kanye West Beats 

Check Out This Excellent ‘Dexter Kill Lab’ Roommate Prank 

Meet the World’s Youngest, Cutest Kid Cudi Fan 

Watch James Franco and Danny McBride Haze an MTV Reporter 

Watch a Short Surfing Movie Supposedly Edited by a Chimpanzee 

Watch the Lost Pilot for Jim Henson’s Wizard of Id 

See the Trailer for Big Lebowski 2, Starring Tara Reid 

Watch Lady Gaga Sing a Mariachi ‘Born This Way’ at Her Birthday Party 

Watch the Season Premieres of Nurse Jackie and United States of Tara 

Watch the Rebecca Black/Black Swan Mash-Up 

Watch Barbra Streisand's Plea for Retarded Children 

See the Poster for The Hangover, Part II 

Meet the British Man Who Superglued a Tiny Hat to His Head 

See the First Official Poster for Harry Potter and the Deathly Hallows 2 

Get an Exclusive First Look at Season Seven of Rescue Me 

Watch ‘Adorably Racist,’ a Vintage Olsen Twins Clip 

Play GIRP, the Impossible Rock-Climbing Game From the Creator of QWOP 

Stream the New Vivian Girls Album, Share the Joy 

See a 10-Year-Old Norwegian Kid Dance a Mean Robot 

Hear ‘Representing Memphis,’ Sharon Jones’s Duet with the National’s Matt Berninger 

Meet Patrice Wilson: Rapper, Driver, and CEO of Ark Music Factory 

Read 3eanuts, the Peanuts’ Answer to Garfield Minus Garfield 

Watch Drake and Justin Bieber Skype, Sing ‘I Will Remember You’