Mmm, the Poblano Picasso.
Until a real-life burger stand starts offering the Poblano Picasso, Eater's gallery of chalkboard jokes will have to fill your burger-pun hunger. Vulture is really looking forward to the Double-P when it happens, though.
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Jerhonda Pace tells BuzzFeed News’ Jim DeRogatis that she is violating a non-disclosure agreement to publicly discuss the singer.
The Real Housewives of Orange County Recap: Grandmother of the YearI am not here for this.
Preacher Recap: Good LordJesse learns that Jesus Christ has a dirty secret.
LCD Soundsystem Did Not, In Fact, Break Up to Sell Out Madison Square Garden, Guitarist Al Doyle Explains“No; the motivation was to make the show something incredible, something singular, strange and unrepeatable. Which it remains, I think.”
The Duffer Brothers Confirm Stranger Things Will Get A Third Season (And Possibly a Fourth)The show’s creators hope to wrap up the series after four seasons.
Trust Flat-Earth Truther B.o.B to Have an Opinion About the Solar EclipseThe moon generates its own light, according to B.o.B.
An Old Ludacris Song Gains New Life As an Anti-Trump AnthemAnd it actually works pretty well.
Amid Its String of Cancellations, Netflix’s Friends From College Is Somehow Getting a Second SeasonAnother season of great (and inexplicable) Fogo de Chão references.
Please Enjoy Watching Sarah Jessica Parker’s Profound, Emotional Eclipse Instagrams“MATTHEW, YES, EXACTLY!”
The 10 Best Game of Thrones Battles, RankedFrom the Blackwater to Hardhome, let’s rank the greatest battles in Game of Thrones.
The band understands why you feel like everything sucks right now, but they hope you’ll stick it out.
Why Are So Many Late-Night Talk Shows Taking the Rest of the Summer Off?Colbert, Meyers, Bee, and more.
The Lawyer Who Won Michael Jackson’s Acquittal Will Represent Bill Cosby in His Sexual-Assault RetrialThomas Mesereau famously won Jackson acquittal in his 2005 child-molestation case.
In Praise of ‘Total Eclipse of the Heart’ and Its Sublimely Ridiculous VideoA blow-by-blow of a video that takes the line “bright eyes” extremely seriously.
While Shooting Good Time, Robert Pattinson Accidentally Spent Fake MoneyThe production’s convincing counterfeit money caused its star to inadvertently commit a federal crime.
Is Time a Problem for Game of Thrones?Does it matter that the show’s timeline makes absolutely no sense?
How to Stream the Total Solar EclipseDon’t miss the cosmic Super Bowl.
Get Hammered With the First Punisher TeaserFrank Castle is very, very upset with a concrete floor.
The Credits for American Horror Story: Cult Hint That Somehow This Show Will Be About Both the 2016 Election and BeesCult premieres September 5.
Taylor Swift Is Now Competing With the Solar Eclipse for AttentionHer cryptic Instagram video arrives just as the solar eclipse begins to cross the U.S.