Charlie Sheen Practically Groveling Now


In February, Charlie Sheen called Two and a Half Men "drivel, a pukefest that everybody worships." In March, he was fired from the series, calling his axing "very good news," noting that CBS execs "continue to be in breach, like so many whales." But last week, Sheen suddenly claimed he's in talks with CBS about returning to Two and a Half Men, before CBS brass said, "There have been no discussions, and there will be no discussions." Still, reality's never stopped him before. On Friday in Toronto, Sheen said he's "confident" that Two and a Half Men will return, with him in it. Admitting he wants to drop his lawsuits against CBS and go back to work, Sheen promised, "I'll get that fucking job back!" [HR]