Read Chuck Lorre’s Latest Bitter Vanity Card


From last night's episode of Big Bang Theory: "“Love, sex, food, friendship, art play, beauty and the simple pleasure of a cup of tea are all well and good, but never forget that God/the universe is determined to kill you by whatever means necessary.” And the "inflamed urethra" line makes us think that Lorre and Charlie Sheen could write some really inspirational poetry together, if they could just put all this behind them.

[Chuck Lorre via PopCultureBrain]