Last month, Vulture directed your attention to a startling interview with Sammy Hagar, who has stayed busy recently promoting his memoir Red, in which he revealed an encounter with an alien life-form: “[Aliens] were plugged into me. It was a download situation. This was long before computers or any kind of wireless. There weren’t even wireless telephones. Looking back now, it was like, ‘Fuck, they downloaded something into me!’ Or they uploaded something from my brain, like an experiment.” See what this guy knows.” Last night, after he got done telling Jimmy Kimmel how great it was when he found out his book had sold a lot of copies, Hagar gamely reenacted the quasi-abduction. Thanks, Sammy! Next can we get a reenactment of your underground sex tent orgies?