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Hear ‘I Am Real,’ a New Single From Real Housewives’ Simon Van Kempen

Alex's husband joins the Countess, Danielle Staub, and Kim Zolciak in the Real Housewives Pop Choir. We can say this much: The song does rhyme, and it does appear to be factually correct (in that Simon is a real person). Prepare yourself for the shiny red pants.

[PopEater]