The Ron Swanson Burger: A Recipe


On last week’s Parks and Rec, when Ron Swanson was asked whether or not he’s ever had a turkey burger, he responded with “Is that a fried turkey leg inside a grilled hamburger? If so, yes. Delicious.” Of course, someone has now made just such a burger: a five-pound monstrosity of meat, one that looks like it would put even the mustachioed one himself into a mighty food coma. If you think you’ve got a pushbroom thick enough to handle having this thing run ‘neath it, the recipe is included. [via]