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Tracy Morgan Has Some Real Talk for Charlie Sheen

Though Tracy Morgan's 30 Rock character recently abandoned his comedy and left behind a show-runner in crisis, Morgan has no sympathy for Charlie Sheen's similar, real-life story arc. "Charlie Sheen ain't funny to me," Morgan told PopEater. "I think that's a train wreck and I feel bad for his two little kids because they're the bodies being pulled out of the train wreck. What's going to happen to them? But everybody thinks it's a joke. While this asshole is going on stage making a fool of himself, his kids are going to suffer and don't even know it because this is a cycle of abuse." Instead, Morgan — who had two of his children while still a teenager — recommends the kind of premature parenthood usually left to MTV docudramas: "You've got society telling young boys and girls not to have kids [but] you can have kids at a young age," he said. "I grew up with my kids. I wasn't 50 years old when I decided to have my child so I can't play because I've got arthritis or we don't listen to the same music ... No, have your children when you're young and grow." Who knew that taking someone behind the middle school and getting them pregnant could be an actual philosophy to live by? [PopEater]