Unleash The Beiste: Dot Marie Jones To Guest Star In Are You There, Vodka? It’s Me, Chelsea

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Coach Beiste is my favorite, and by far the most underappreciated, Glee character to date, so I am thrilled that Dot Marie Jones will guest star in Chelsea Handler’s pilot. In a role originally written for Roseanne Barr, Jones will be playing a lesbian prisoner who Laura Prepon befriends in jail after getting a D.U.I. Now, okay, that role does sound sort of awful, but as an life-long student of the Get That Money, Honey School of Economics, I firmly support Jones getting that cash in any way she sees fit.