Zach Braff has been pretty MIA since the end of Scrubs, but if the trailer for Canadian indie The High Cost of Living is any indication, J.D. is a thing of the past. Because holy God in heaven, this is the most depressing trailer ever. Braff stars as Henry, a drug dealer who accidentally hits a pregnant woman with his car. What’s the opposite of a meet cute? A meet agony? The movie comes out May 13, but it’s already available on demand, in case you hate everything and tonight is “have a good cry and snuggle something” night. [I Watch Stuff]