At the end of last night's episode of Glee, the members of New Directions performed Lady Gaga's "Born This Way" while wearing shirts emblazoned with the traits they'd once been ashamed of, but eventually came to own. (Rachel's said "Nose," Kurt's said "Likes Boys," etc.) And what was the crippling thing about himself that their leader, Will Schuester, was now celebrating? Was it "Divorced," "Inappropriate with Students," or even the obvious joke about his gelled hair that the audience was steeling itself for? No. No, it was "Butt Chin." Readers, we're sure you can do better. What should Will have written on that shirt, and why?