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Watch the New Bachelorette Contestants Sum Themselves Up in One Awkward Sentence Apiece

For the season-seven opener of The Bachelorette, lady of the hour Ashley Hebert met each of her 24 potential suitors and one Batman impersonator — sorry, entrepreneur — who wants to “take his face out of the game.” The introductions were a nonstop parade of dentist jokes, poems, raps, and unsolicited smooches, all done in the best cringing tradition of Bachelor/ette season openers. In their best attempts to make a memorable impression on Ashley, these men went on far too long: As you’ll see from this cutdown, they only needed one sentence to clearly establish just what kind of match they are.

Watch the New Bachelorette Contestants Sum Themselves Up in One Awkward Sentence Apiece