For the season-seven opener of The Bachelorette, lady of the hour Ashley Hebert met each of her 24 potential suitors and one Batman impersonator — sorry, entrepreneur — who wants to "take his face out of the game." The introductions were a nonstop parade of dentist jokes, poems, raps, and unsolicited smooches, all done in the best cringing tradition of Bachelor/ette season openers. In their best attempts to make a memorable impression on Ashley, these men went on far too long: As you'll see from this cutdown, they only needed one sentence to clearly establish just what kind of match they are.
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