Bristol Palin Gets a Bafflingly Contrived Reailty Show

NEW YORK - NOVEMBER 24: Dancer/actress Jennifer Grey, dancer Derek Hough, dancer Lacey Schwimmer, actor Kyle Massey, dancer Mark Ballas and Bristol Palin from Season 11 of the "Dancing with the Stars" competition visit "Good Morning America" at ABC Studios on November 24, 2010 in New York City. (Photo by Jemal Countess/Getty Images) *** Local Caption *** Jennifer Grey;Derek Hough;Lacey Schwimmer;Kyle Massey;Mark Ballas;Bristol Palin Photo: Jemal Countess/2010 Getty Images

Bristol Palin has a new reality show coming out, which is not all that astonishing except for its premise: The still-untitled BIO Channel (nee Biography Channel) series follows Palin as she and her 2-year-old son Tripp move to Los Angeles to live with brothers Kyle and Christopher Massey, who are perhaps best known for their roles on That's So Raven and Zoey 101, respectively. Kyle and Bristol apparently hit it off when they competed against one another on Dancing With the Stars, though that hardly explains how this show came to be. She'll be working for a charity, too, which ... nope, still does not explain how this show came to be. [People]