Nicolas Cage Is a Free Man


Nicolas Cage has been cleared of all charges, after being arrested for alleged domestic abuse and disturbing the peace earlier this month during an apparent bender in New Orleans. "After their investigation, the DAs refused all charges against Nick and the matter has been closed," Cage's lawyer said. We already got some solidly bizarre one-liners out of the arrest, but it looks like we may avoid the worldwide tour this time around. Well, we'll see. [People]