Charlie Sheen Has Some Advice for Ashton Kutcher


Never one to hold his tongue, Charlie Sheen has been oddly silent for the past twelve hours, as Ashton Kutcher was rumored — then confirmed — to take over Sheen's old post as the star of Two and a Half Men. Perhaps he was just busy crafting the perfect statement to send to TMZ: "Kutcher is a sweetheart and a brilliant comedic performer ... Oh wait, so am I!!" he told the site, before dissing his old employers, Warner Bros. and producer Chuck Lorre. "Enjoy the show America. Enjoy seeing a 2.0 in the demo every Monday, WB. Enjoy planet Chuck, Ashton. There is no air, laughter, loyalty, or love there." Perhaps, but there is almost $1 million an episode. [TMZ]