Hello, job? Television job? The Conan Can’t Stop trailer dropped this weekend, and even if you didn’t want to see the Conan O’Brien documentary before, watching your favorite manic showman almost break down on stage during his “Legally Prohibited From Being Funny on Television Tour” is like a punch right in your tender, comedy-loving gut. “I’m really angry at times. Sometimes I’m so mad I can’t breathe,” O’Brien admits, before laughing, “I walked away from the greatest franchise in history because I refused to to go on at midnight. Here I am, going on at midnight.” The fact he’s going on at all in such a state of crisis deserves a million hats off. Plus a quick peek at our collective cow tattoos.