Everything's coming up Milhouse for the cast of That '70s Show this week: Ashton Kutcher is heading to Two and a Half Men. Wilmer Valderrama is in Kyle Killen's recently picked-up pilot Awake (née REM). Laura Prepon plays Chelsea Handler in the buzzy pilot Are You There, Vodka? It's Me, Chelsea. Topher Grace is in HBO's Too Big to Fail. Mila Kunis continues to be Mila Kunis. Danny Masterson, uh, D.J.'s under the moniker "DJ Mom Jeans." Hell, even Debra Jo Rupp's Better With You was up 19 percent in the ratings this week, despite being an okay-at-best comedy. Is there another sitcom cast out there having anywhere near this kind of success right now? Your move, Kurtwood Smith!