Mindy Kaling Is Subtle Sexuality’s ‘Girl Next Door’


In the latest single from the Scranton super group, Mindy Kaling and Ellie Kemper are blowing up Taylor Swift’s spot with Subtle Sexuality’s “The Girl Next Door,” which reveals the dark truth beneath the whole “hot rich gir”l cliche: they actually make bad mothers and are always late. Whether you’re eat a ham sandwich alone in your office nook, or mourning at your would-be-lover’s grave, take a moment to think about the inherent injustice in the dating world, and remember to stop chewing for a second so you don’t inhale ham particles and choke to death laughing.