You've seen Nicki Minaj lap dancing while hovering over her boss Lil Wayne, you've seen Nicki Minaj lap dancing while entertaining former NBA MVP and Canadian person Steve Nash — but have you seen Nicki Minaj lap dancing while decked out in glow-in-the-dark paint? The new video for "Super Bass" — a bonus track from Pink Friday, beloved by Taylor Swift — was released last night, and it's got some things. Along with the aforementioned innovative lap dancing: very in-shape dudes being fondled and ogled; Nicki's look-alike dancers; a splash fight; an ice-sculpture motorcycle; and catsuits. Not present here: any overt mention of the New Testament, as far as we can tell. So, this or "Judas"?