Review Fast Five in One Sentence

Still from Fast Five starring Vin Diesel and Paul Walker Photo: Jaimie Trueblood/2011 Universal Studios

Is Fast Five kind of good? Yes, there's a lot of hugging, and there's also plenty of mugging. But might the Fast and Furious franchise be "the most progressive force in Hollywood" because it "feature[s] race as a fact of life as opposed to a social problem or an occasion for self-congratulation"? Bring on the one-sentence reviews!