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"Shit My Students Write" is as advertised. Also: priceless. "Sodom and Gomorrah really blew the lid off the sexual revolution for people to be more experimental with sex, and the gays getting to have some. But Jesus put a stop to that!" Or "Frederick Douglass coped with his anguish by hopping." Oh, it's too hard to pick a favorite.

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