Something Borrowed: ‘Like witnessing the passionate romance between a canned Bartlett pear and a cube of tofu’

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AO Scott warns folks away from this weekend’s dose of rom-com shlock Something Borrowed (starring poor John Krasinski) in a pretty wonderful way: “Watching them flirt and kiss and bicker is like witnessing the passionate romance between a canned Bartlett pear and a cube of tofu — a handsomely chiseled cube of tofu, to be sure, and a perfectly sweet pear, but still.”