Actors Who Don’t Pull Off Playing Musicians, In Order


10. Jeff Bebe and Russell Hammond of Stillwater (Billy Crudup, Jason Lee) - Almost Famous

9. Michael Pare - Eddie and the Cruisers

8. The Lone Rangers (Brandan Fraser, Steve Buscemi, Adam Sandler) - Airheads

7. Stuart Townsend - Queen of The Damned

6. Micheal J. Fox - Light of Day

5. Mark Wahlberg - Rock Star

4. Bill Pullman - Lost Highway

3. Everyone except Val Kilmer in The Doors (Kyle MacLachlan, Frank Whaley, Kevin Dillion) - The Doors

2. Jack Nicholson - Five Easy Pieces

1. Ralph Macchio - Crossroads

John Murray is an actor living in New York and a co-host of Splitsider’s Low Standards.