As it turns out, rumors about Dave Chapelle’s new show have been greatly exaggerated. “Absolutely untrue,” says Chappelle’s rep Carla Sims in regards to The Daily’s report that the comedian might debut a new show via a paid subscription service. So, Dave’s probably just holding out until he can get an HBO deal somewhere down the line, right? Yeah, that’s it. He’ll be back. Someday…someday he’ll be back.