Last night on The Late Late Show with Craig Ferguson, the host pokes fun at Paris Hilton's angular attire not once, not twice, but thrice, leaving the reality-TV star to utter, "I'm never wearing a dress like this on your show ever again." Plus: Tom Hanks fails at a comedic entrance and responds quite emphatically to David Letterman's request to be a part of the Hanks family; Conan O'Brien figures out the secret to Elijah Wood's eternal youth; and in other fashion faux pas, Jimmy Kimmel presents a photo of how Jason Bateman dressed in his pre-wife days. "Tell me you added that," says Bateman. "No, you actually added that," responds Kimmel. And then, "Oh God." Watch our compilation to see what you missed.