Ron Swanson’s First Wife: Oprah?

We’re going to find out who Ron’s first ex-wife Tammy is, and I’m excited to find out why Tammy Two is scared shitless of Tammy. We’re trying to start a campaign to get Oprah to play Tammy One. I think Oprah would be the only, she’s the only person we can think of that might be intimidating to Megan Mullally. It would be so good.

That would really be something, wouldn’t it? And hey, who the hell knows what Oprah is doing with herself these days now that her show is over. Hanging out with Gail in a swimming pool filled with hundred-dollar bills, I’m sure. Come on, Oprah, let’s make this happen.