The Daily Show’s John Oliver Stares Evil, Ron Paul in the Face in The Awakening

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If you have a stream of blood pouring out of your skull like the faucet in Hell’s half-bath, don’t bother calling a doctor: it’s just the 2012 presidential election, descending on the earth like a plague of locusts wearing American flag pins. As John Oliver discovers in Indecision 2012: The Awakening, neither crucifixes nor prayer in school can stop the candidates from possessing our news cycle for the next 18 months, nor will they affect Mitt Romney’s campaign promise to suddenly appear behind every American when they glance into a mirror. Don’t even get me started on those creepy twins’ economic policy; it is just all over the place.