A Brief Discussion About the First Two and a Half Men Promo Photo with Ashton Kutcher

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Adam Frucci: http://insidetv.ew.com/2011/07/19/two-and-a-half-naked-photo/ hoo boy

Halle Kiefer: WE MEAN THEIR DICKS

Adam Frucci: HIGH ART

Halle Kiefer: jon cryer’s face

Halle Kiefer: lol

Adam Frucci: EW A DICK

Adam Frucci: i wish he was looking at the kid’s dick instead

Adam Frucci: would make that face much funnier

Halle Kiefer: looooooooooooooooool

Halle Kiefer: maybe he’s looking at how Ashton Kutcher’s dick is curving around to touch the kid’s dick

Halle Kiefer: I’m just spitballing here

Adam Frucci: yeah they’re docking, its really amazing. i cant wait for 09.19 for them to remove that board so we can see!

Halle Kiefer: DOCKING

Halle Kiefer: maybe when they drop the sign, it will instead reveal the incinerated body of Charlie Sheen’s character

Halle Kiefer: held up by their dicks

Adam Frucci: a dick platform

Adam Frucci: or they’re holding his body up by spearing through it with their dicks

Halle Kiefer: this is like Schrödinger’s cat, but with dicks

Adam Frucci: i wish more thought experiments involved ashton’s dick

Halle Kiefer: if I had a dime for every time you brought that up