Betty White Crushes A Man’s Dreams

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Sadly, Betty White’s Marine suitor Ray Lewis will not get to slow dance with the Nana of his dreams, as White had to turn down his invite to this fall’s Marine Ball. “I am deeply flattered and truly appreciate the invitation, as everyone knows I love a man in uniform… but unfortunately I cannot accept, as I will be taping an episode of Hot In Cleveland. Love, Betty White.” the actress said in a statement. I would say Lewis should move on to Natalie Portman, but it’s kind of already been done.