Brian Wilson’s Beard, Onesie Write Seth Meyers’ ESPYs Monologue for Him


Other than one super racist Yao Ming joke, Seth Meyer’s ESPYs monologue was killer last night, though it’s hard to get a read on the intensely quiet crown. To be fair, most of the jokes were hand-delivered to him via Giants reliever Brian Wilson, who showed up with his signature insane beard and wearing a skin-tight Spandex tuxedo. “What did you do with Batman?” Meyers demanded from the stage, before inquiring “I’ve been meaning to ask. Did you ever get that fiddler off the roof?” Other sports-related tragedies making Meyers job delightfully easy included the well-known charity The Los Angeles Dodgers of America, Michael Vick’s feline fan-base and Brett Favre’s wiener, which I’m assuming owes Wilson’s Spux a debt of gratitude.