Leatherface to Attempt to Murder Trey Songz


Smooth R&B singer and noted sex fan Trey Songz has landed his first big acting gig, and it's a bit of a curveball: He'll be starring in The Texas Chainsaw Massacre 3D, the latest iteration of the seventies classic, in which a dude named Leatherface and his crazy-ass family try to kill people and make masks out of their skin. Hopefully, this casting means the new version will have a plot twist where Leatherface decides not to kill Trey after the latter demonstrates his formidable bedroom stamina. [THR]