Ark Music Factory Patrice Wilson has gone legit, teaming up with Good Morning America to birth another fake tween pop star in the mold of Rebecca Black. Only, this time, it's not fun at all: Wilson's new creation, Lexi St. George — who premiered her video "Dancing to the Rhythm" on GMA this week — has the whole dead-eyes, amateurish-charm thing that Rebecca did so well, only without any of those legendarily surreal touches. So, yes: It's just a bland, predictably executed, Auto-Tuned to death pop song, performed by a harmless teen girl who (sorry, St. George family) does not seem to know how to sing or dance. In other words, let's all stop paying attention to Patrice Wilson now. [Gawker]
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