Watch the Taiwanese CGI Remake of The Dark Knight Rises Trailer

By flexes its creative muscles with a strange remake of the Christopher Nolan teaser, and we're not totally sure what happens, even: Did Batman get attacked by the Illuminati? Is he shilling for Wal-Mart, or working the registers at Wal-Mart? Please advise, if you can figure it out.

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