Aziz Ansari Will Throw Your Baby In The Trash

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As cute as you imagine it would be to get a picture of Tom Haverford cuddling your newborn, Aziz Ansari wants to make it clear he has no interest in viewing, holding or receiving emails about your infant. “Let be honest, I care more about my iPhone than most of these babies I’m holding,” Aziz explained while visiting Kimmel to promote 30 Minutes Or Less. “I’m not going to drop a baby and lose all my contacts. ‘Oh no! I dropped that baby and now I gotta re-download all my Waka Flocka MP3s!’” At least not until they come out with those 5G babies.