Colbert’s Super PAC has been busy! After unleashing its first ad upon unsuspecting Iowans yesterday, they’ve already released a second ad to the market today. Both ads urge people to write in Rick Parry at the Iowa Straw Poll, but this one does so with much more corn imagery and porn music. Here’s the full, ridiculous press release:
For Immediatish Release Colbert Super PAC Rushes New Commercial to Ad-Starved Iowans AMERICA, USA – Colbert Super PAC released its second TV ad in advance of the Ames Iowa Straw Poll in support of Texas Governor Rick Parry, who is not running. The commercial, entitled “Behind the Green Corn” scolds outside Super PACs for airing ads with graphic footage of uncensored corn-shucking. “I’ve never been to Iowa, and have no plans to go,” said Stephen Colbert, President and Summer Intern of Colbert Super PAC. “But I know that Iowans are good, wholesome people who will not be swayed by these outside groups’ underhanded tactics. They would much rather be swayed our overhanded tactics. That’s why our new ad features not just corn shucking, but ear-sizzling, hot buttered, below-the-corn-belt action that appeals to Iowans’ basest kernel instincts.” The new spot begins airing today in an ad blitz that will blanket Des Moines from CBS to NBC. Those who lack the resources to move there can view it here. Colbert Super PAC, also known as Americans for a Better Tomorrow, Tomorrow, is in the process of finding out what it believes in. We’ll keep you posted. ### For Press Inquiries Contact: Alberto RèalnamèCommunications DirectorColbert Super PACalberto.rèalnamè@colbertsuperpac.com
