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What to Expect From Jersey Shore’s Fourth Season: 17 Certainties and Predictions

Before each season of Jersey Shore starts, diehard fans and those who watch religiously but, they insist, ironically, know a good 60 to 80 percent of what will happen. Blame it on extended trailers, relentless paparazzi coverage during filming, and the simple inability of these eight knuckleheads not to repeat the same mistakes over and over. Using everything we know about season four of Jersey Shore, which takes the cast to Italy on a mission of self discovery, we've assembled a handy cheat sheet of what we know happened in Florence and what we think might have. There's at least one thing, though, that we can all agree probably didn't happen: That whole self-discovery thing.