Apropos of little besides the fact that The Help surpassed Mr. Popper's Penguins at the box office this past weekend, Jim Carrey has recorded a video mash note to Emma Stone. "If I were a lot younger, I would marry you, and we would have chubby little freckle-faced kids," he tells Stone (and us) while talking very, very close to the camera. "We'd laugh all day long and go camping and play Yahtzee and tell ghost stories by the fire. And the sex?" Pause. Visualize. Continue: "Every day for the rest of your life, you would thank God that I was the appropriate age for you. But I'm not. I'm 49 ... Anyway, I just wanted to let you know how I felt. You're pretty special, and I wish you continued success and artistic fulfillment, but most of all, I wish you love and contentment." Is it possible for something to be heartfelt and weird, sweet but creepy, a joke but also kinda 90 percent serious? Then this is that thing. Remember when Emma Stone casually ducked Robert Downey Jr.'s innuendo-filled speech at the Golden Globes? You may want to break that body language out again, Ems. [JimCarreyTruLife]
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