Enjoy the Logline of Lars Von Trier’s Next Movie, Nymphomaniac

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Hey, Lars von Trier! You have a film coming out soon named Melancholia, though it's been overshadowed just a bit by your Nazi jokes at Cannes and the fact that the Norwegian mass murderer loved your 2003 drama Dogville. What are you going to do as a follow-up? How about the new movie Nymphomaniac, which Screen Daily reports von Trier will shoot next summer and is set to follow "the erotic life of a woman from the age of zero to the age of 50"? The director is said to be planning two versions of the film, one pornographic and one less explicit, but again, let's read that logline excerpt: "the erotic life of a woman from the age of zero to the age of 50." Pick the Kirsten Dunst side-eye GIF that suits your reaction! [Screen Daily]