Last night on Conan, Anne Hathaway, who apparently vents her frustrations with the paparazzi by penning rap songs, performed one of said pieces in the style of Lil Wayne. Here’s a sampling of her angry, deep-throated lyricism from the P.O.V. of the “stalk-arazzi”: “Don’t act so hotsy-totsy, bitch, I know that you from Jersey. Pop, pop, pop, pop, pop, pop, pop, pop, scream all you want, won’t make me stop.” Plus: We find out what happens when an audience member at Jimmy Kimmel Live wears a cheetah-print shirt: Jamie Foxx grinds up on her at a distance that’s a little too close for comfort; and Denis Leary almost had sex with a dog. Watch our compilation to see what you missed.
