Last night on The Late Late Show With Craig Ferguson, the host has a good reason for the show's late start: He received an envelope packed with white powder, which the police eventually determined harmless. It did, however, cut into his planned monologue: “I was going to come out and talk about the earthquake, but I can’t do that now. Because the earthquake only scared millions of people on the East Coast, but the white powder did something much worse — it scared me.” Plus: Girl-on-girl action heats up when Zoe Saldana feels up Chelsea Handler's rack and likes it — a lot; and David Letterman, shaken by the earthquake and his own death threat earlier this week, was mid-facial when the ground moved. "I jumped out of the chair and I screamed, 'Oh my God, it's the fatwa!'" Watch our compilation to see what you missed.