Oh, Jesus: The Cast of Jersey Shore Will Appear in the Three Stooges Movie

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So, were you holding out hope that the Farrelly Brothers’ upcoming Three Stooges reboot would be good? That they’d respect the source material and create something that we can all enjoy? Well, I’ve got some bad news for you: it’s been announced that none other than the cast of Jersey Shore will be making an appearance in the film. I honestly can’t think of any people who could more quickly kill off my interest in a movie just by being involved in it. Unless the stooges start out by playfully bonking Sammi on the head but then start bonking her on the head for real until she dies, in which case I’d still only just be on the fence about it.