Stephen Colbert vs Obama’s Army of Flesh-Thirsty Sluts

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Oh man, Stephen Colbert’s women’s health care rant is so spot-on, I almost dropped my spermicidal fro-yo. Then he imitated a T-Rex attempting to put on a condom, and that fro-yo just went everywhere. Conservatives might not like the “nymphomanical orgiastic abandon” about to be unleashed by newly-mandated free birth control and breast pumps, but the people on the bus sure seem to like it. Now, if you’ll excuse me, I just need to pop out for a quick Brazilian and some domestic abuse counseling.