Magic Mike Hires CSI: Miami’s Adam Rodriguez

LOS ANGELES, CA - NOVEMBER 20: Actor Adam Rodriguez arrives at the 2010 CNN Heroes: An All-Star Tribute held at The Shrine Auditorium on November 20, 2010 in Los Angeles, California. (Photo by Frazer Harrison/Getty Images) *** Local Caption *** Adam Rodriguez Photo: Frazer Harrison/2010 Getty Images

Magic Mike, you've already given us Channing Tatum, Alex Pettyfer, Matthew McConaughey, Matthew Bomer, Joe Manganiello, and some girls. Who do you have for us today? According to Deadline, CSI: Miami's Adam Rodriguez is the newest actor to join the Steven Soderbergh stripper epic (he also booked a small part in Christopher Nolan's The Dark Knight Rises, like that's an important film or something). He will play the strip club's buttoned-up, paraplegic accountant. Ha-ha, we almost had you there, right? No, he will be playing a nude male stripper, duh. [Deadline]