And The Emmy For #1 Sex Champion Goes To…The Lonely Island!


The Lonely Island Emmy medley of “Jack Sparrow,” “I Just Had Sex” and “3-way” was a delight, wasn’t it? This is the kind of moment all of these bloated awards shows desperately need; anyone can sit through hours upon hours of awards if you just give them a little bit of Bill Macy-freaking fun. Between the spasmodically gyrating wave-men, Maya Rudolph getting double-teamed by Ed Helms and John Stamos and the gigantic billowing American flags, their performance seems like the last push we need for society to finally, officially, recognize that it’s not gay if it’s in a three-way. U.S.A.! U.S.A.! U.S.A.!