Charlie Sheen Channels Yet Another Charlie Alongside Jason Schwartzman


Having played Charlie Harper in Two And A Half Men and Disaster Charlie in his own upcoming Comedy Central roast, Charlie Sheen is currently approaching Adaptation-levels of self-critique by signing onto Roman Coppola’s A Glimpse Inside the Mind of Charlie Swan III. Costarring with Jason Schwartzman, Sheen will depict the titular character, “a successful graphic designer whose fame, money and charm have made his girlfriend breaks up with him, [and] his life heads into a downward spiral.” I sincerely hope Coppola understands his movie is about three porn stars and eight tiger blood references away from winning an Academy Award for Best Picture.