Charlie Sheen to Co-star With Jason Schwartzman

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In an actual movie, no less! Variety reports that the unlikely duo will topline the next film from director Roman Coppola, the title of which, A Glimpse Inside the Mind of Charlie Swan III, is already longer than any random line from one of his sister Sofia's screenplays. Swan is about a graphic designer (hey, Sheen has dated those!) whose fame and money (all things that a graphic designer definitely has) are frittered away when his girlfriend breaks up with him. Coppola has mostly worked as a second-unit director on films by his family members or Wes Anderson; this will be his first solo effort since the terrific, stylish CQ in 2001. [Showblitz/Variety]