Colbert Report Expands To An Hour For Very Special Radiohead Episode

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For one beautiful moment, I thought the upcoming hour-long Colbert Report Radiohead episode meant that the Report was permanently moving to a 60-minute format, and I was filled with such a violent happiness that I hurled my table through the front window of this coffee shop. Happi-sadly, the expansion is only in effect for Monday, September 26, when Thom Yorke & Co. will stop by the show for interviews and performances off of their recent album King of Limbs. “I look forward to meeting the Radioheads and leveraging their anti-corporate indie cred to raise brand awareness for my sponsors,” Colbert explains. Let me know how it goes; I’ll probably still be in the hospital, getting all of these glass shards pulled out of my skin.