Ladies and gentlemen, we have a winner. In fact, we have ten winners for our Community haiku contest. On Thursday, we asked you to bust out your Greendale odes, and you really delivered! Dean Pelton would be so, so proud. In no particular order, our winners are:
Abed’s a hoot. Jeff,
so cute! But all odes belong
to Annie’s boobs. Truth.
—LEENS
Marry me Abed
You may be on the spectrum
But thoughts trump feelings
—DEBBANDER
“Nice sweater, Andre.”
“Thanks, my dad gave it to me.”
— Please don’t cancel this
—CAPTRENAULT
Britta loves some Jeff
And Annie Loves some Jeff too
Did they not see Troy?
—JMALS
Nevermind Theo
Forget about Chang, Shirley
Please, have my baby
—STAYSTILLPROD
Re-read Quidditch scene
Hey, Lee Jordan’s announcing
Said “Pop Pop!” out loud
—LIKEADUCK
Burning so brightly,
On a face, not in the sky —
My sun, my Starburns
—OYVIND
Black Michael Chiklis
Or a white George Foreman? Hey!
David is a person!
—CHESS
Greendale Arizona
Cougartown’s in Florida
that’s a long road trip
—AMIBBDOS
Pop culture master
When everything turns to clay
Abed knows Who’s the Boss
—SPR155
(Those last three aren’t quite haikus, but we liked them anyway.)
