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Your Community Haiku Winners Are ...

Ladies and gentlemen, we have a winner. In fact, we have ten winners for our Community haiku contest. On Thursday, we asked you to bust out your Greendale odes, and you really delivered! Dean Pelton would be so, so proud. In no particular order, our winners are:

Abed's a hoot. Jeff, 
so cute! But all odes belong 
to Annie's boobs. Truth.
LEENS

Marry me Abed 
You may be on the spectrum 
But thoughts trump feelings
DEBBANDER

"Nice sweater, Andre." 
"Thanks, my dad gave it to me." 
— Please don't cancel this
CAPTRENAULT

Britta loves some Jeff
And Annie Loves some Jeff too
Did they not see Troy?
JMALS

Nevermind Theo
Forget about Chang, Shirley
Please, have my baby
STAYSTILLPROD

Re-read Quidditch scene
Hey, Lee Jordan's announcing
Said "Pop Pop!" out loud
LIKEADUCK

Burning so brightly, 
On a face, not in the sky —
My sun, my Starburns
OYVIND

Black Michael Chiklis
Or a white George Foreman? Hey!
David is a person!
CHESS

Greendale Arizona 
Cougartown's in Florida 
that's a long road trip
AMIBBDOS

Pop culture master
When everything turns to clay
Abed knows Who's the Boss
SPR155

(Those last three aren't quite haikus, but we liked them anyway.)